What was in the movie the hardest thing to play? (x)

Dorks :’)

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#IBC   #Yes   #good things   


How to pronounce Azazel

72 notes   ☰   03 September 2014, 7:27 AM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE


-That man is a monter….stay away from him

-I cant..I love him…..You love him..

88 notes   ☰   03 September 2014, 6:31 AM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE
#cherik   #miephan   #fanart   #*A*   


Cherik AU: a super nervous Erik finally proposes to Charles. 

"I’m about to cry."

"Is that a yes?”

"Yes. One thousand times yes."

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(Source: likeasummer)

626 notes   ☰   03 September 2014, 4:41 AM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE
#McFassy   #Y ES GOOD   






just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn)

368,860 notes   ☰   03 September 2014, 3:46 AM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE


because we all need dancing baby groot on our blogs.

21,348 notes   ☰   03 September 2014, 2:50 AM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE
#Groot   #GROOOOOT   #gotg   

Dark Avengers + text posts

(Source: themightycaboose)

79 notes   ☰   03 September 2014, 1:55 AM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE


Hamster make breakfast


Hamster drive car


Hamster make tea with frend


Hamster plan dinner party


Hamster have Birfday


Hamster love life


Hamster happy to be live


Hamster love you


42,527 notes   ☰   02 September 2014, 11:05 PM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE
#Hamster   #HAM HAAAM   


if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

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We’ll end this tonight. And when it’s over you’ll go to prison, and I’ll be the one who put you there.

Nothing will ever convince me that Lord Blackwood didn’t spend the following month breaking Max out of jail and spiriting him off to some cold, remote country, where they lived the rest of their fugitive lives having explosive fights and periodically visiting a local IKEA to refurbish.

And by ‘explosive fights’ we mean sex on every surface, right? Yes? Please?

It takes them a while to figure out that IKEA doesn’t make their coffee tables strong enough to support two adult males. The first three times they attribute the catastrophe to the fact the table was thrown across the room and hit the wall, then the solid oak banister, before they got on top of it. The kitchen counter was more resistant, but then it came with the house and was solid oak on granite.

The first time they have sex that doesn’t require breaking out the first-aid kit and a visit to IKEA, they both have the flu (from doing it in the middle of a frozen lake because Lord Blackwood is clearly fishing wrong).

They don’t need a first-aid kit because at that point they don’t mind the bruises and blood stains on their sheets anymore. It’s calmer, however, a fever turns Max into a vicious biter (since all his other muscles hurt) and Lord Blackwood can’t pretend not to like it anymore.

It is also the first time they fall asleep immediately after, together. Normally it’s quite awkward: they’re not adolescent enough to immediately launch into “no homo” exchanges, but the aftermath reeks of it anyway, grabbing clothes and dressing as quickly a possible, pretending they were never undressed in the first place and the wounds are the result of a fight.

Not this time. For one thing, Max’s fever is still on the rise so he wouldn’t be warm if you shoved him in the furnace, so he just burrows, and Lord Blackwood ends up plastered to his naked back (which is another first, they managed to get fully naked, mostly because they were only wearing pyjamas). For another, Lord Blackwood is a petulant baby when sick, so instead of shrugging on something black and imposing he snoozes and in his snooze he starts cuddling.

(Source: jjamesmcgoaway)

134 notes   ☰   02 September 2014, 9:14 PM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE
#Yes good   #WTTP   









if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

i still don’t understand the concept of milk bags but this post always makes me laugh my ass off

Did you know you can also get milk in frozen blocks? :D

265,035 notes   ☰   02 September 2014, 8:19 PM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE

(Source: fuckyeahxmenmovies)

752 notes   ☰   02 September 2014, 7:24 PM   ☰   VIA   ☰   SOURCE
#xmen   #XMFC   #DOFP   



Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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